
The Epic Rabid Banana Pint Glass
$25.95 USD
Pour Responsibly. Peel Recklessly.
Straight from the jungles of nostalgia and into your bar cart comes a summer essential worthy of the name: Rabid Banana! Whether you're sipping a cold one after a close shave or mixing up interstellar cocktails with the crew, this 16 oz. shaker-style glass is ready to serve, loud, proud, and bursting with banana-fueled attitude. (that's a thing)
Why You’ll Go Bananas for This Glass:
Versatile & Vibey: Holds up to 16 oz (that’s 473 ml for our off-planet friends). From cold beer to cosmic cocktails, this glass doesn’t judge your beverage, it just makes it look better.
Double Duty Design: Use it as a shaker or serve straight from it. Whether you're crafting a martini or knocking back a soda, it's ready to party.
Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from real glass (none of that replicator nonsense), each pint is a one-of-a-kind artifact. Expect the occasional charming bubble or speck, proof it wasn’t made by soulless machines.
Durable Yet Simple: It’s got that classic, clean design that works anywhere: your tiki bar, your shave den, etc.
Important Galactic Notes: NOT dishwasher or microwave safe (you wouldn't nuke a banana, would you?)- Hand-wash only. Treat it like the sacred relic it is.
Warning: Side effects may include flashbacks to 1980s MacDonald Land Cups, involuntary humming of retro cartoon jingles, and intense cravings for banana popsicles.
Straight from the jungles of nostalgia and into your bar cart comes a summer essential worthy of the name: Rabid Banana! Whether you're sipping a cold one after a close shave or mixing up interstellar cocktails with the crew, this 16 oz. shaker-style glass is ready to serve, loud, proud, and bursting with banana-fueled attitude. (that's a thing)
Why You’ll Go Bananas for This Glass:
Versatile & Vibey: Holds up to 16 oz (that’s 473 ml for our off-planet friends). From cold beer to cosmic cocktails, this glass doesn’t judge your beverage, it just makes it look better.
Double Duty Design: Use it as a shaker or serve straight from it. Whether you're crafting a martini or knocking back a soda, it's ready to party.
Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from real glass (none of that replicator nonsense), each pint is a one-of-a-kind artifact. Expect the occasional charming bubble or speck, proof it wasn’t made by soulless machines.
Durable Yet Simple: It’s got that classic, clean design that works anywhere: your tiki bar, your shave den, etc.
Important Galactic Notes: NOT dishwasher or microwave safe (you wouldn't nuke a banana, would you?)- Hand-wash only. Treat it like the sacred relic it is.
Warning: Side effects may include flashbacks to 1980s MacDonald Land Cups, involuntary humming of retro cartoon jingles, and intense cravings for banana popsicles.