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Kiritimati CUBE! 2.0 Preshave Soap | A Festive, Masculine Holiday Bay Rum!

$13.95 USD

[Choose to include a CUBE Dock Soap Dish from the Accessories Menu!] 

Kiritimati is BACK! This is possibly the most rugged, badass, scent of the holiday Season!  

Scent Notes: Frankincense - Myrrh - Bay - Seaweed - Oakwood - Ambergris - Benzoin - Blue Spruce - Tobacco - Labdanum - Lavender 

 You will truly reach for this stuff all season long, especially bay rum fans. Festive in a classic kinda way and masculine to no end. If Die Hard, you know, that other Christmas Classic had a smell track, Kiritimati would be it! 

This is what Christmas should smell like...however, it would take a dramatic series of events to make this possible.


1) Santa needs to be real.

2) Mrs. Santa leaves him because she's bored and he sleeps too much. She really just longs to be held and the foot massages by the elves tiny, cold hands are not cutting it anymore. (and are getting kinda creepy as the years pass)

3) Santa reacts to this rather poorly, heads to Christmas Island in the East Indies and turns it into a pirates utopia! At least this is what comes to mind when I take a whiff of this stuff!


Happy Holidays Folks and a YO, HO, HO!

CUBE 2.0?

CUBE - 8 ounces and 6 sides of solid otherworldliness. CUBE is not your everyday preshave. CUBE takes your shave to another dimension adding extra protection, hydration, slickness and glide. A powerhouse of slick with a kick of Banana Oil

 Why is Preshave Soap BETTER Than Preshave Oil?

Well first off, as with anything in life, it all comes down to personal preference. I can tell you why I think it's better, but in the end, do what works for you! First off, unlike using oil, a Preshave Soap will not gunk up your gear and rinses away easy.

I was seriously turned off by all the clean up involved when using oils. Plus I was always concerned about it getting into my favorite brushes undetected and going rancid. Also, applying oil with your hands then holding onto a blade is not the safest move in my book. [That said, if you currently use an oil, apply it with your non-shaver hand!] In short, Preshave Oils inspired me to find a better way!

Why a Preshave Soap is More Effective.

A preshave soap really offers more bang for your buck; for one, it's more affordable and longer lasting. Use it first to clean the face before you shave, then rinse. Then reapply the soap prior to whipping up lather: First in a circular motion, then against the grain. The soap gets under the hairs, slightly propping them up, giving the blade more surface area to "bite" on to. The glycerin acts as a humectant pulling more water into the hair, prepping and softening it, thus making it a bigger target to mow down!


Cube Preshave Soap

CUBE?

The release of CUBE has been a long time coming. For those who are privy to the PAA Universe, you may have seen CUBE hovering in the background on different labels and in ads...observing. I have read a few interpretations by folks in the forums who have noticed CUBE's appearances and have been flummoxed. What Does it Mean? [I super appreciate that folks are becoming more hip to the universe in our labels!]

What Strange Shave Tech is This?

It's great to finally bring CUBE to life for people to interface with! Holding it in your hand you can almost feel a force, an energy pulsating, drawing you in. However, all I can say at this time is, all shall be revealed in a future installment of the saga. Until then, embrace the mystery of CUBE and use it wisely!

 8 oz [227 grams] Cube - Wrapped in biodegradable Plastic

Purified Water, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Stearate, Soybean Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Jojoba Wax, Capuacu Oil, Murumuru Oil Bacuri Oil, Organic Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Vitamin E, Mica, Rose Clay, Fragrance & Essential Oils