Greenwitch Envy CUBE! 2.0 Preshave Soap | A Truly Haunting Homage! | LIMITED EDITION!

Name: Greenwitch Envy CUBE! 2.0 Preshave Soap | A Truly Haunting Homage! | LIMITED EDITION!
Brand: Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements
Price: 12.95 USD
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ONLY 50 Greenwitch CUBES AVAILABLE!

Scent Profile

Top notes: Ginger, Cardamom, Pepper, Orange

Middle notes: Sandalwood, Cedar, Carnation

Bottom notes: Incense, Tobacco, Vanilla, Vetiver & Patchouli

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There’s something about October. Something in the air, just as the leaves curl and wither, and the nights stretch out, long and dark. You feel it, don’t you? That prickling along the back of your neck, like the season itself is witching... ahem, watching. Waiting. It’s a time, as you know, when the boundaries thin here in the PAA Universe, when what’s been forgotten sometimes claws its way back into our lives, stitch by stitch. ['tis the season, no?]

This October, Greenwitch Envy is coming for you.

If you were around in 1998, you remember the scent. Gucci Envy for Men—something green, something shiny, something smooth, something you couldn’t quite put your finger on, but you couldn’t shake it either. A scent that stayed with you. It got inside your head. It got on your skin, hell, it got under your skin too. Like a cold wind that carried the essence of spring into a ghost city, its architecture was modern, a minimalist statement that resisted gaudiness.

The composition started with fresh, green notes and a cool metallic accord that froze the senses in time. Then, it gradually warmed up with woody notes and musk. And just like that, it disappeared. Gone. No warning, no explanation. One day it was on the shelves, and the next, just a memory, a phantom. But scent ghosts have a way of returning sometimes, especially when PAA is involved, no?

The Resurrection of Envy

Greenwitch Envy isn’t just a fragrance. It’s a summoning. You think you’ve forgotten that scent, but the moment it hits you-- top notes of Ginger, Cardamom, Pepper, with a whisper of Mandarin Orange--it’s like flipping a switch. Memories flood back. The ones that have been hiding in the remote corners of your mind, waiting for a scent like this to draw them out. The regenerating heart of the fragrance beats with Sandalwood, Cedar, and a touch of Carnation—that unexpected floral note you never saw coming, but somehow makes perfect sense. It’s like walking into a room and feeling a presence that shouldn’t be there. But still, you’re drawn in. And then there’s the base: Incense, Tobacco, Vanilla, with a lingering edge of Vetiver and Patchouli. These are the smells of forgotten places. Old leather-bound books gathering dust, a smoldering fire that’s almost gone out but still carries the faintest trace of warmth. It’s rich, it’s dark, but lite and it clings to you long after the bottle is closed.

The Witching Hour

Why Greenwitch? There’s a story there, one most people don’t know. Greenwitch is part of The Dark Is Rising book series by Susan Cooper. Long before Harry what’s-his-name, there was Simon, Jane, and Barnabas Drew! As a child, I was captivated by these books, pulled into a mysterious magical world that will forever haunt me…in a good way! So with this classic tale in mind I made this release a dual homage! Greenwitch Envy is now part of two stories. A feeling of old magic and a scent born of the earth, of roots that go deep into the ground, of autumn nights where the air turns cold and sharp, and you can almost hear the ancient and recent past whispering from beyond. It’s for those who understand that some things never really die—they just wait...in the shadows!

The Season Of The Greenwitch!

You think you can handle her? This release isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for the ones who remember, the Old Ones. For the ones who crave that rush of nostalgia mixed with a hint of the haunt. This is the scent you wear when you want to be noticed. When you want to be remembered. When you want to linger in their thoughts. Greenwitch Envy: a haunting homage to the iconic Gucci Envy for Men. One of our more mysterious Doppelgängers, here for a short time, just for the season. But something tells me it’ll stay with you long after October’s come and gone. Greenwitch Envy—Because some things will never let us go.

"Try Something Different This Fall Season, Phoenix Shaving!"

CUBE 2.0?

CUBE - 8 ounces and 6 sides of solid otherworldliness. CUBE is not your everyday preshave. CUBE takes your shave to another dimension adding extra protection, hydration, slickness and glide. A powerhouse of slick with a kick of Banana Oil!

Why is Preshave Soap BETTER Than Preshave Oil?

Well first off, as with anything in life, it all comes down to personal preference. I can tell you why I think it's better, but in the end, do what works for you! First off, unlike using oil, a Preshave Soap will not gunk up your gear and rinses away easy.

I was seriously turned off by all the clean up involved when using oils. Plus I was always concerned about it getting into my favorite brushes undetected and going rancid. Also, applying oil with your hands then holding onto a blade is not the safest move in my book. [That said, if you currently use an oil, apply it with your non-shaver hand!] In short, Preshave Oils inspired me to find a better way!

Why a Preshave Soap is More Effective.

A preshave soap really offers more bang for your buck; for one, it's more affordable and longer lasting. Use it first to clean the face before you shave, then rinse. Then reapply the soap prior to whipping up lather: First in a circular motion, then against the grain. The soap gets under the hairs, slightly propping them up, giving the blade more surface area to "bite" on to. The glycerin acts as a humectant pulling more water into the hair, prepping and softening it, thus making it a bigger target to mow down!

Cube Preshave Soap

CUBE?

The release of CUBE has been a long time coming. For those who are privy to the PAA Universe, you may have seen CUBE hovering in the background on different labels and in ads...observing. I have read a few interpretations by folks in the forums who have noticed CUBE's appearances and have been flummoxed. What Does it Mean? [I super appreciate that folks are becoming more hip to the universe in our labels!]

What Strange Shave Tech is This?

It's great to finally bring CUBE to life for people to interface with! Holding it in your hand you can almost feel a force, an energy pulsating, drawing you in. However, all I can say at this time is, all shall be revealed in a future installment of the saga. Until then, embrace the mystery of CUBE and use it wisely!

8 oz [227 grams] Cube - Wrapped in biodegradable Plastic

Purified Water, Glycerin, Sorbitol, Sodium Cocoate, Sodium Stearate, Soybean Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Prickly Pear Oil, Jojoba Wax, Capuacu Oil, Murumuru Oil Bacuri Oil, Organic Aloe Vera Leaf Extract, Vitamin E, Mica, Rose Clay, Fragrance & Essential Oils