CLOWN FRUIT 2025 COLLECTIBLE GLASS : Optional Lid & Metal Straw!

Perfect for iced coffee...or maybe a little visit from the Green Fairy herself? Nah…probably.

Step right up, Shave Cadets, the circus is back in town, and it’s bringing refreshments! Introducing the Clown Fruit 2025 Collectible Glass, the newest addition to our ever-growing cabinet of curiosities. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee at dawn, absinthe at dusk, or something far more questionable at midnight, this sleek can-shaped glass will make even your most mundane beverage feel like part of the freak show. (in a good way)

Crafted from clear, durable glass, this beauty captures light like a mirror maze under the Big Top. The slender silhouette gives it that just weird enough to be cool vibe, modern, mysterious, and unmistakably Phoenix Shaving. It’s the perfect vessel to showcase your favorite, um...drink. (not sure why I am making this so weird)

Each glass features our exclusive 2025 Clown Fruit art, a surreal nod to our beloved annual ritual of scent, madness, and meme mayhem. This year’s design celebrates the bizarre, the absurd, and the mildly possessed, in the most PAA way possible. It features a classic scene from a past edition of our ongoing saga, Hotel Cecil! Have you read it? If no, go there now. (not kidding, go)

Add the optional bamboo lid and metal straw for that elevated (read: spill resistant) touch, or keep it classic and barebones, like your morning after a night spent communing with CUBE. (ummm....see, I keep doing this)

Just remember, this is a collectible. Hand wash only, Shave Cadets!

DETAILS:

16 oz (473 ml) volume — perfect for iced coffee, tea, or your beverage of mischief

Glass material

Optional bamboo lid and reusable metal straw

Not dishwasher or microwave safe

Limited Edition: Once they’re gone, they vanish back into the ether (or Fran’s storage vortex).