CAD DB Cooper Shave Cadet Delinquent Sweatshirt | 2 Colors!
$39.95 USD
Here it is Cadets, the sweatshirt for anyone who wants to stay warm while looking like they just pulled off the greatest shave heist and getaway combo in history. This thing wraps you in comfort as soft as air-jet spun yarn and twice as sexy (really, this thing makes everyone sexy). The art features our favorite grinning sky rogue, still missing a tooth, still wearing shades indoors, and still confusing onlookers everywhere. Shave Cadets will get the joke. Everyone else will wonder why they suddenly feel underdressed. (and sexy. it's a win, win.)
BUILT FOR WARMTH, MISCHIEF, AND GENERAL WET SHAVE WEIRDNESS
This classic fit sweatshirt keeps you warm during cold mornings, colder nights, and awkward conversations about your grooming habits at holiday gatherings. The pre-shrunk fabric saves you from unexpected shrinkage, which is more than we can say for your favorite t-shirt after laundry day. (we stayed away from that low hanging fruit...or did we?)
FEATURES THAT MAKE SENSE, SORT OF
• 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester
• Pre shrunk so you do not accidentally end up with a crop top
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for maximum neck behavior
• Air jet spun yarn that feels soft enough to lull you into questionable decisions
• Double needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for long term durability and wonder
WHY YOU WILL WEAR IT CONSTANTLY
• It feels warm without trapping you in a personal sauna.
• It will make you look "edgy" at meet ups or meetings.
• It signals to other Shavers that you know things.
• It turns any chilly room into your personal command center & stargate. (some of this is false)
Pull it on, look sharp, and confuse the general public in comfort. This is peak, next level shave cadet fu.
BUILT FOR WARMTH, MISCHIEF, AND GENERAL WET SHAVE WEIRDNESS
This classic fit sweatshirt keeps you warm during cold mornings, colder nights, and awkward conversations about your grooming habits at holiday gatherings. The pre-shrunk fabric saves you from unexpected shrinkage, which is more than we can say for your favorite t-shirt after laundry day. (we stayed away from that low hanging fruit...or did we?)
FEATURES THAT MAKE SENSE, SORT OF
• 50 percent cotton, 50 percent polyester
• Pre shrunk so you do not accidentally end up with a crop top
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for maximum neck behavior
• Air jet spun yarn that feels soft enough to lull you into questionable decisions
• Double needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for long term durability and wonder
WHY YOU WILL WEAR IT CONSTANTLY
• It feels warm without trapping you in a personal sauna.
• It will make you look "edgy" at meet ups or meetings.
• It signals to other Shavers that you know things.
• It turns any chilly room into your personal command center & stargate. (some of this is false)
Pull it on, look sharp, and confuse the general public in comfort. This is peak, next level shave cadet fu.