Official Chailight Zone Cafe Classic Diner Coffee Mug | Available in 3 Sizes!

(Straight from that Mysterious Café on the Edge of Reality)

In Rod’s Own Words (Probably)

“Imagine, if you will…a mug. Ordinary in form, extraordinary in function. It holds not only liquid, but the promise of morning clarity or perhaps, a descent into madness. The choice, as always, is yours.”

You unlock this mug with just a sip of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension, of nostalgia, of warmth, of caffeine. A dimension not only of taste and texture, but of porcelain and possibility. You’re moving into a land of both substance and style, of cream and sugar. You’ve just crossed over into…The Chailight Zone. (Perfect for Chai too!)

Shipped Directly from the Café That Shouldn’t Exist

These are the exact mugs used nightly at the fabled Chailight Zone Café, that fog-shrouded diner somewhere between yesterday and tomorrow. The kind of place where the jukebox plays itself, DB Cooper sips his espresso in silence, and Rod Serling’s shadow still lingers in the corner booth, observing your every refill.

Durable, glossy, and eerily comfortable in your hand, this mug isn’t just for drinking coffee, it’s for time traveling through caffeine-fueled dimensions.

Specs From Another Dimension

Ceramic construction strong enough to survive a fall through a wormhole.

Three Sizes:

11 oz (3.8″ tall) for the minimalist dreamer.

15 oz (4.7″ tall) for those living between commercial breaks.

20 oz (4.3″ tall) for the ones who dare not blink.

Lead & BPA-Free, because weird doesn’t have to mean toxic.

Dishwasher & Microwave Safe, because who has time for chores in the fifth dimension?

Ships Separately! (We suspect via transdimensional courier.)