Ciderhouse Five Natural Deodorant | Sport Strength | A Decade Old Legend!
That Mysterious & Spooky Festive Fall Classic is Back!
...and would you believe this is our 11th year doing it? It's amazing how time flies when you're...um, running a haunted amusement park...no, that's not right, I mean small artisan soap company!
For those who don't recall, Ciderhouse 5 was our take on a traditional, New England Cider Mill...that had some interdimensional um, issues. A real crowd pleaser and customer favorite for sure....and general ominous stuff.
5 essential notes make up this blend of our classic Autumn shave soap. 5 notes, like 5 colors on a painters palette, mingling in a mid-afternoon, mid-autumn day on a canvas in an apple orchard. A few feet away is the cider house come tolife in a bustle of festive activity and mirth.
Someone ing a pipe, mcatch flight on the warm autumn wind, *oak barrels rock in the rhythmic ripples of the cider press, leaves crackle beneath the artist's feet....linseed oil lingers, and an apple possibly plucked by Eve herself is offered to bite. The artist drinks it all in...So it grow
The winds begin to pick up in all directions, leaves whirling & spiraling up the invisible columns of a banshees temple, clouds roll in...but those are not clouds?
People run out from the orchard and the neighboring pumpkin patch, screams of children escape from the corn maze across the street.
Then a flash of white light crosses the sky, life in wholesome Technicolor resumes and the memory of what just was...is wiped. The artist finds himself under the overhang of the cider mill, tubes of paints capped and uncapped spilling from his pockets, easel under arm, nonplussed and damp.So it grows...
You have just witnessed what has become a regular irregular event in these parts, dare I say Paranormal? You have just witnessed Ciderhouse 5.
SEASONAL REL ASE
Absolutely zero parabens, propylene glycol, aluminum,alcohol or triclosan can be found in our creations
In all Field trials they have passed with flying colors: first dates, cocktail parties, camping, tight rope walking and the random briss...never failed once. Made with the purest & highest quality ingredients on earth.
Our deodorants are handcrafted one batch at a time. We use the best ingredients we can find to bring you a superior product.
NOTE: This is DEODORANT not Antiperspirant!
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Beeswax, Cocoa Butter, Arrowroot Powder, Shea Butter, Sodium Bicarbonate, Zinc Oxide, Organic Non GMO Corn Starch, Kaolin Clay, Organic Avocado Oil, Cape Aloe Powder, Potassium Alum, Essential Oils and/or Fragrance