Rabid Banana Star Jelly Aftershave - 5 Oz

Everybody's favorite Banana scent is back, Rabid Banana!

The Scent Profile:

Sweet, Nostalgic, Starchy, Fruity, Fresh. You'll be dazed and amazed where this scent takes you I guarantee. It really is perfect for summer!

Find The Rabid Banana Collection HERE!

Imagine this: it’s 1986, your BMX is "parked" on the lawn, “Explorers” is on VHS, and you just peeled a scratch-n-sniff sticker that smells like pure happiness. That’s Rabid Banana. It doesn’t whisper banana, it shouts it across dimensions. Sweet. Starchy. Fruity. Fresh. Unmistakably "80's banana". Like your childhood memories took a joyride through hyperspace and crash-landed into your shave den. (Note: Rewatch Explorers tonight)

Doug, are you serious?

Dead serious.This is straight-up Laffy Taffy Banana, zero apologies, zero hesitation. It grabs you by the schnoz and hurls you back to Reagan-era bliss where every sticker, eraser, lip balm, and summer breeze smelled like ripe bananas.

But why “Rabid”?

Because this banana doesn’t sit quietly in the fruit bowl. This scent lunges. It’s an aggressive reminder that summer isn’t about restraint, it’s about full-throttle joy, laughter, dripping popsicles, and smelling like the best part of the candy aisle at warp 9.