FRAN’S SPACE CREAM (kinda) ADVENT CALENDAR | A Phoenix Shaving Original! | Limited!

The First Ever Christmas-in-July Countdown to National Ice Cream Day!
EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION – TIME-SENSITIVE PORTAL ACCESS ONLY!

Cue that classic rendition of Pop Goes The Weasel escaping the speaker. Drop your marshmallow stick. Stop tracking cryptids. Stop learning how to pan for Uranium...The Truck has landed!

Every summer, without fail, Fran’s Space Cream Truck rolls into Camp Phoenix sometime after noon, even if Camp Phoenix itself is never in the same place twice.

Sometimes it’s parked beside the misty shores of Lake Lil’ Nessie.
Sometimes deep in the Wendigo Wilderness.
And sometimes…right smack in the middle of a Class 4 Time Anomaly. (this has happened twice)

But no matter where the camp lands, when that distant, tinny jingle echoes through the trees, everyone runs.

Why?

Because Fran’s Space Cream isn’t just dessert, it’s legend & lore!

A SUMMER TRADITION THAT TRANSCENDS TIME!

In 1984, President Reagan (possibly unknowingly) aligned the stars when he declared July National Ice Cream Month, anchoring National Ice Cream Day on the third Sunday.

But here at Camp Phoenix, where linear time is merely a suggestion, we go bigger, weirder, and way more throwback fragrant.

Introducing: Fran’s Space Cream Advent Calendar™
6 Days. 6 Legendary Flavors. 6 Sample-sized Time Portals to simpler times.

Behind each mysterious door lies a shave soap and aftershave combo, inspired by the cosmic delights of the ice cream truck menu of your dreams. Think Push Pops. Fudgesicles. Possibly Interdimensional Sorbet.

This is Christmas in July, campers. And your countdown begins July 15.

HOW TO USE THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED SHAVE TECHNOLOGY

July 15 = Day One.

Open the first door on the top row, left to right. One door. One scent.
Each day, peel back a new portal until the grand finale on July 20, National Ice Cream Day!

It’s a scent-based ice cream odyssey. Trust the process.

 TEMPORAL TAMPERING WARNING
Listen, Camper/Shave Cadet. Do NOT go rogue.
No peeking. No shaking. No sniffing your way ahead.

Tampering with the timeline may result in flavor collapse, nostalgia malfunction, and worst of all, disappointing Fran. (pls don't do that. when Fran is unhappy, CUBE is unhappy)

So please…
Stick to the countdown.
Respect the ritual.

And for the love of all that’s creamy, CUBE-TASTIC, and cosmic…

Wait your turn, Mothman!!!

WHAT’S INSIDE?

6 Exclusive, Classic Ice Cream Truck Inspired Scents

Do to the nature of this extremely unique, hand thrown together product, Quantities are extremely limited, and once they're gone, poof!

SO RUN TO THAT TRUCK SHAVE CADETS...YOU DON"T WANT TO MISS THIS INSTANT SUMMER CLASSIC!!!!!

Fran’s Space Cream: The Coolest Thing in Any Timeline.
Only at Phoenix Shaving. Grab yours now!