
Immortal Peach Unisex T-shirt | Available In Multiple Colors!
$26.95 USD
Wear the Legend. Peach the Power!
It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a uniform for the chosen.
The bold. The brave. The crazed. The peach-possessed. The Shave Cadet!
Introducing the Immortal Peach Tee, an ultra-comfy, Immortal Peach-powered shirt that feels like it was stitched in a parallel dimension where fruit is radioactive and style is mandatory. Whether you're shaving, at a meet-up, or storming the spaceport, this shirt wraps you in cosmic cotton glory.
FEATURES:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (soft enough to make a cloud jealous)
Lightweight with the perfect stretch, form-flattering, freedom-giving
Pre-shrunk so what you see is what you’ll keep
Side-seamed & shoulder-taped for lasting structure across timelines
Available in interstellar heather variants (some polyester blend)
*Ships separately, because legends deserve a grand entrance!
Throw it on. Power up. Walk out like you’ve got CUBE in your pocket and a date with destiny at high noon.
It’s not just a t-shirt, it’s a uniform for the chosen.
The bold. The brave. The crazed. The peach-possessed. The Shave Cadet!
Introducing the Immortal Peach Tee, an ultra-comfy, Immortal Peach-powered shirt that feels like it was stitched in a parallel dimension where fruit is radioactive and style is mandatory. Whether you're shaving, at a meet-up, or storming the spaceport, this shirt wraps you in cosmic cotton glory.
FEATURES:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (soft enough to make a cloud jealous)
Lightweight with the perfect stretch, form-flattering, freedom-giving
Pre-shrunk so what you see is what you’ll keep
Side-seamed & shoulder-taped for lasting structure across timelines
Available in interstellar heather variants (some polyester blend)
*Ships separately, because legends deserve a grand entrance!
Throw it on. Power up. Walk out like you’ve got CUBE in your pocket and a date with destiny at high noon.