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Clown Fruit Collection

  • GLO TUBE 2.0 Travel Preshave Soap | Yes, It Glows! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    GLO TUBE 2.0 Travel Preshave Soap | Yes, It Glows!

    $7.95 USD

    Send In The Clowns!  Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tob...

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    $7.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap & Aftershave Bundle Deal | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | 5 Oz - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap & Aftershave Bundle Deal | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | 5 Oz

    Original price $49.90 USD
    Current price $44.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacc...

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    Original price $49.90 USD
    Current price $44.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Aftershave/Cologne | A Phoenix Shaving Freaky Fall Favorite Returns! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Aftershave/Cologne | A Phoenix Shaving Freaky Fall Favorite Returns!

    $24.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, To...

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    $24.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | Yes, It Glows In The Dark! | 5 Oz - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Artisan Shaving Soap | Ultra Premium CK-6 Formula | Yes, It Glows In The Dark! | 5 Oz

    $24.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacc...

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    $24.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Eau De Parfum (EDP) | Steeped in Wormwood & Hungarian Oak | 30 Ml - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Eau De Parfum (EDP) | Steeped in Wormwood & Hungarian Oak | 30 Ml

    $49.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tobacc...

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    $49.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Star Jelly Aftershave | A Whole New Species of Aftershave | Mentholated | 5oz - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Star Jelly Aftershave | A Whole New Species of Aftershave | Mentholated | 5oz

    $14.95 USD

    BOOM, Behold...Star Jelly, A whole new aftershave experience! Better Than a Balm!  Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood),...

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    $14.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Conditioning Shampoo Puck | A Freaky Fall Scent! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Conditioning Shampoo Puck | A Freaky Fall Scent!

    from $5.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Tob...

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    from $5.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Solid Cologne | Contains Prickly Pear Oil | A Unique, Absinthe Forward Fall Favorite! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Solid Cologne | Contains Prickly Pear Oil | A Unique, Absinthe Forward Fall Favorite!

    from $24.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar, Toba...

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    from $24.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit's Glo CUBE 2.0 | 8 oz Preshave Soap | Spooky Seasonal Scent! | Yes, It Glows! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit's Glo CUBE 2.0 | 8 oz Preshave Soap | Spooky Seasonal Scent! | Yes, It Glows!

    $7.95 USD

    [Choose to include a CUBE Dock Soap Dish from the Accessories Options.] BOOM! Glow CUBE 2.0 is HERE...'Tis the season!  Scent Profile: Artemisia (W...

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    $7.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Moroccan Argan Oil Body Soap | A Freaky Fall Scent! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Moroccan Argan Oil Body Soap | A Freaky Fall Scent!

    $5.95 USD

    Guess Who Turns 5? Soap Scent Profile: Artemisia (Wormwood), Hungarian Oak, Elderflower, Absinthe, Neroli, Amyris, Elderberry, Burnt Sugar,...

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    $5.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Compact Travel Mirror - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Compact Travel Mirror

    $15.95 USD

    These are the perfect solution for travel, camping and signaling a helicopter or mothership. I carried one of these babies with me for 4 years in t...

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    $15.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit 2020 Epic Sandalwood Wristwatch - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit 2020 Epic Sandalwood Wristwatch

    $49.95 USD

    Carved from rare sandalwood. Japanese movement with matching rare sandalwood band. 37mm size. Find All Clown Fruit Products HERE! 90-day warranty...

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    $49.95 USD
  • The Return Of Clown Fruit Bubble-Free Vinyl Stickers | Available in 3 Sizes! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    The Return Of Clown Fruit Bubble-Free Vinyl Stickers | Available in 3 Sizes!

    from $6.50 USD

    Hmmmmm...what could this mean? Sleep with one eye open people, sleep with one eye open. Find All Clown Fruit Products HERE! These stickers are pr...

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    from $6.50 USD
  • Clown Fruit Vinyl Bubble-Free Stickers | Available in 3 Sizes - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Vinyl Bubble-Free Stickers | Available in 3 Sizes

    from $6.50 USD

    These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers...

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    from $6.50 USD
  • Clown Fruit 2020 Framed Print | Available in 5 Sizes!!!! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit 2020 Framed Print | Available in 5 Sizes!!!!

    from $28.95 USD

    I'm not sure about you but I find these CF Prints PURE Nostalgia! Remember when the traveling carnival past through town? Remember winning those mo...

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    from $28.95 USD
  • The Return Of Clown Fruit Epic Framed Print! | Available in Multiple Sizes! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    The Return Of Clown Fruit Epic Framed Print! | Available in Multiple Sizes!

    from $29.95 USD

    Make a statement in any room with this framed poster, printed on thick, durable, matte paper. The matte black frame that's made from wood from rene...

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    from $29.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit 2020 Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt | Front & Back Print! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit 2020 Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt | Front & Back Print!

    from $26.95 USD

    This one is for all the TRUE Clown Fruit Freaks!!!! It's getting close people, to that fateful day when the one and only Clown Fruit Returns! Pure ...

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    from $26.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit iPhone Case | Available in 12 Sizes! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit iPhone Case | Available in 12 Sizes!

    $17.95 USD

    This sleek iPhone case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on...

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    $17.95 USD
  • Clown Fruit Samsung Case | Available in 6 Sizes! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Clown Fruit Samsung Case | Available in 6 Sizes!

    $17.95 USD

    This sleek Samsung case protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take o...

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    $17.95 USD
  • Son Of Clown Fruit "Proud Dad" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Son Of Clown Fruit "Proud Dad" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

    from $20.50 USD

    This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flatte...

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    from $20.50 USD
  • Son Of Clown Fruit Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Son Of Clown Fruit Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

    from $18.95 USD

    This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flatte...

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    from $18.95 USD
  • Son Of Clown Fruit Men's T-shirt | All Over Print - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Son Of Clown Fruit Men's T-shirt | All Over Print

    from $36.50 USD

    Get to know your new favorite tee - it's super smooth, super comfortable, and made from a cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washi...

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    from $36.50 USD
  • Son Of Clown Fruit EPIC Pillow | Perfect For The Man Cave! - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Son Of Clown Fruit EPIC Pillow | Perfect For The Man Cave!

    $23.50 USD

    A strategically placed accent can bring the whole room to life, and this pillow is just what you need to do that. What's more, the soft, machine-wa...

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    $23.50 USD
  • Son Of Clown Fruit Matte Black Magic Coffee Mug - Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements

    Son Of Clown Fruit Matte Black Magic Coffee Mug

    $14.95 USD

    Who doesn't love a good surprise? With this color changing coffee mug, you're definitely in for a great one. This mug has a black matte finish when...

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    $14.95 USD
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